Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin.
free wine tasting at the supermarket
- what i want to say: hey i think youre really cute and great and funny and i really like you and i was wondering if we could go hang out sometime?
- what i end up saying: one time i swallowed an ice cube and ended up crying for 2 hours bc i thought it would freeze my insides haha
- someone: do you practice any sports?
- me: does pressing reblog on tumblr count as sport?
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly